He'll find a pizza box sitting innocently on his bed. WHAT LUCK! But instead of pizza it's a Touch/Sound crystal of lame. You see this picture? Dash will be wearing the lambie outfit when he wakes up. For FOUR DAYS.

Reference: Young Avengers Issue 10, Pages 20, 21, 22, 23 and 24.

( Dash vs. Super-Skrull round one. Fight! Spoilers: The Super-Skrull wins. )